What you missed while rolled up in a carpet, trying to enter the U.S. illegally posing as an immense burrito ...
ā€¢ ALDS: Yankees ousted by Angels, Steinbrenner eyes Larry Brown as possible replacement for Joe Torre.
ā€¢ MNF: Tiny Steelers' kicker Jeff Reed boots winning field goal, later removes thorn from Jerome Bettis' paw.
ā€¢ NHL: Hey, on second thought this shootout stuff is pretty cool ā€” Senators beat Leafs.