• Film: Codebreakers. You know, I think Jonathan Taylor Thomas and Taran Noah Smith might've been carrying Zachery Ty Bryan all those years on Home Improvement. My favorite part was when he called someone an "a-hole."
• College basketball: Nevada 56, UCLA 67. UCLA gets the W, despite Nick Fazekas going for 24 points. This one was probably more gratifying than the 8-point win over Coppin State.
• NBA: San Antonio 84, Atlanta 94. Well, the inevitable has happened. Tim Duncan has passed the torch to Zaza Pachulia. Zaza had 19 and 13 in Atlanta's win over San An— San— The Spu— Sorry, I just can't make my fingers type the words.