What you missed while driving the Barbie Dream Car through the front of the Barbie Dream House, which is now being surrounded by the Barbie SWAT Unit ...
• NHL Playoffs: Stop us if you've heard this one — Red Wings lose to Oilers, fail to make conference semis for third straight year.
• NBA Playoffs: It's Alive! Clippers take series from Nuggets 4-1, ending 30-year drought.
• MLB: Bonds plunked, doesn't homer, Giants lose to Padres 10-4. Inspiring, ain't it?