What you missed while playing "GI Joe pulls over the Barbie Dream Car and does a strip search" ...
• College football: Louie Louie, oh oh, we gotta go now ... No. 5 Louisville tops No. 3 West Virginia.
• NBA: Cuban on his best behavior (kind of), but Mavericks still lose to Spurs.
• NHL: Can anyone stop the Rangers? Bah! You're all worthless and weak.