What you missed while going to the beach and using your new Super Bowl ring to signal ships ...
• NFL: Owners get together and cook up a bunch of goofy new rules. Fun!
• NBA: Dirk is back, which evidently the Warriors weren't expecting. Dallas 111, Golden State 86.
• NHL: Penguins clinch division title, which I would name if I knew it. Pittsburgh 4, Philadelphia 2. OK I peeked, it's the Atlantic.