Just look at this man's foot. A reader, who wishes to remain anonymous, noticed the throbbing blister resembled the Vikings' helmet horn, thus guaranteeing victory. Or possible amputation due to diabetes, but let's stay positive.

The Vikes first have to triumph over America's Most Despicable Team before Nostraheelmus over here can start his own tout service, but it's definitely a good start. If Favre's visage starts to appear on abscesses across Minneapolis, then we'll know for sure that some cosmic forces are truly at work.


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