Camouflage?: The Red Sox are getting a new logo? As long as we can all still identify which fans need a punch in the face, it's okay by me. [Sox and Dawgs]

Who says we're biased?: The Mets/K-Rod deal is looking like a go. Too bad those jagoffs couldn't find a pennant if you pinned it to their big stupid butts. [Jets and Mets]

The story so far: What the heck is going on in college basketball this year? I hear Tyler Hansbrough killed a guy with his mind. [Rush The Court]

It's all for charity: Charles Barkely makes it rain. No, he didn't sit on a lawn sprinkler. [NESW Sports]

Don't answer the door: Skeets meets a shark. That is all. [Basketball Jones]