If you are not PUMPED UP and ready to THROTTLE MEDIOCRITY after watching cartoonishly burly Alabama strength coach Scott Cochran SHATTER Crimson Tide’s second-place trophy from last year’s College Football Playoff final with gravity and also a large hammer, then you’re not ready to TACKLE GREATNESS.

Look out, Georgia: Alabama’s players are ready to lightly nudge you with their feet, based on their enthusiasm for smashing the remnants of this trophy.