Alex Ovechkin's Job Is His Credit

• Did he use a golden glove?: The Chicago Cubs are not letting go of their favorite celebration move—the ol' "grab your teammate in the crotch" maneuver. [ Right Field Bleachers]

• Cause they both have big heads, get it?: Steely McBeam met Conan O'Brien but looking at their heads, I can't really tell which one is which. [ Mondesi's House]

• Call the air marshal: What is it like to sit next to Tyler Hansbrough's grandpa on a plane—while wearing a Duke t-shirt? Well, they don't call him Psycho G for nothing. [ Duke Chronicle]

• I don't care how hold he is: This kid has some nerve asking Paul Pierce for a high-five while wearing a LeBron jersey. (In Boston, no less!) He's lucky he didn't get talc thrown in his face. [ BlackSportsOnline]