All The Senior Week Blogs You Want Me To Blog, Blogged

Earlier this afternoon, I solicited pitches for blogs that you wanted me to write.

Here are those blogs.

I will never “have sex,” thus allowing me to preserve my chi and keep my life force intact. Like Sage Northcutt.

Fox Sports says (I think; I didn’t watch the videos) that the L.A. Kings were good last year, and they have never ever led us astray, so yeah, the Kings got this.

Sometimes I go running on the horse trails. When someone on a horse sees me they say, in an extremely Horse People voice, “These trails are for horses ONLY!”

Kelly helped me harass a smarmy media reporter after the Deadspin Awards, so she’s fine by me.

They shouldn’t.

Samer is the Gawker Media staffer who most often sends me pictures of dogs.

Here is the complete list of websites I think are good; poorquentyn.tumblr.com, horseandhound.co.uk, kotaku.com, theradavist.com, fittish.deadspin.com, and steephill.tv.

We shouldn’t.

Okay.

My friend Kalen produces the world’s least-updated podcast. It’s about tea and he puts out a new show like every four months.

I didn’t really feel like doing that, so here’s a photo of the European contingent of the 2002-2003 Sacramento Kings.

Current Gawker blogs, ranked in alphabetical order: Deadspin, Gawker, Gizmodo, Jalopnik, Jezebel, Kotaku, Lifehacker

During my junior year of college, someone snuck into the tunnel system that threads beneath our campus and stole a bunch of copper piping. The next day, because of the missing pipes, there was a bigass explosion and they shut campus down. This is, maybe, the only bad thing that’s ever happened to Berkeley.

They’re good, as long as they don’t do a crap.

I saw this happen in real time and it was the funniest thing I’ve seen.

Jason is clearly trying to poach my job, in search of a platform from which to give his (admittedly very good) Jets takes.

Whenever I think about Richard Jefferson, I think about him getting iced by a fan at some nice restaurant and chugging the whole thing on the spot. I can’t find the photo, but hopefully this 2010 RealGM thread convinces you it was real.

He’s fine.

Nah.

I tried to get my water polo enthusiast brother to write us a water polo blog before the Olympics and he never filed it.