Part of the deal with big events like Bowl games is that due to the corporate-like nature of each these days, you've got to do a lot of glad-handing with a bunch of yutzes in suits. The Kraft Fight Hunger Bowl is no different.

Before Arizona State embarrassed Navy 62-28, an honest-to-goodness American hero‚ÄĒwho among us knows the extent he has suffered on our behalf‚ÄĒwas forced to take the humiliating picture you see above. The glassy eyes, the vacant smile and awkward arm positions. Just sad, really.