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No real reason for this post, except to point out that this is possibly the most awesome image of Kyle Orton ever captured.

Possible captions:

• Don't tase me, bro

• If you've ever been too drunk to fish ... you may be a redneck

• See, if you'd stick to your 12-point maintinence program, eh, then we wouldn't have to jump-start you like this. Oh, no, you had to do it your way... you think you know everything, eh.

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• Zero charisma

• KYLE ORTON'S DAD: I work my whole life, I don't apologize to take care of my family. And I refused to be a fool dancing on the strings held by all of those big shots. I don't apologize for that. That's my life. But I always thought that when it was your time that you would be the one to hold the strings. Senator Orton. Governor Orton. Something.
KYLE: Another pezzonovante.
KYLE ORTON'S DAD: Well, there wasn't enough time, Kyle. There just wasn't enough time.
KYLE: We'll get there, Pop. We'll get there.

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