Twitter is a wonderful thing. It's the only place I can think of where we can witness former NBA player Pooh Jeter (and brother of Olympic sprinter Carmela Jeter) getting a truth bomb of epic proportions dropped on him by former NBA player Keith Closs.

Last night, Jeter went on Twitter and pondered that which so many of us have before:

That's when Closs came in, armed with the realest knowledge:

Jeter was appalled:


And Closs just kept coming with the real talk:


Boom. We hope that Jeter got to speak to Closs's wife, thus freeing his mind.

h/t David Roth