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Another Reason To Have Him On Your Fantasy Team

The man here is Patriots running back Lawrence Maroney, and Kissing Suzy Kolber has discovered that his Facebook page is not to be underestimated.

The best part: His favorite "quotes."

-"wash u ass"
-"bout time we got some construda in dis mothafucka"
-"u begul shitting"
-"Your ass backwards if you chase hoes, chase the cheese they come with the shit."


Wait, "chase the cheese?" Where have we seen that before?

Koolaid Maroney Wants U To Wash U Ass [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

(UPDATE: We stand corrected: It's the Kool-Aid guy.(

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