The man here is Patriots running back Lawrence Maroney, and Kissing Suzy Kolber has discovered that his Facebook page is not to be underestimated.

The best part: His favorite "quotes."

-"wash u ass"
-"bout time we got some construda in dis mothafucka"
-"u begul shitting"
-"Your ass backwards if you chase hoes, chase the cheese they come with the shit."

Wait, "chase the cheese?" Where have we seen that before?

Koolaid Maroney Wants U To Wash U Ass [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

(UPDATE: We stand corrected: It's the Kool-Aid guy.(