Lexington, Kentucky. Home to basketball, bluegrass, bourbon, and—strangely—the best Cuban sandwich I've ever eaten. It's also home to horses, some of which are people's modes of transportation. When a man found himself running afoul of Johnny Law while atop his steed, it seems that makes it a story worthy of leading off the broadcast, as we see here from Lexington's WKYT in one of the more extraordinary fullscreens I've ever come across.

You know what, I can't deny you the pleasure of seeing the whole story. Here it is in its entirety, and remember that with all the crazy shit happening around the world, this was deemed to be the most important thing for viewers to know last night.