patrickredford
Patrick Redford
patrickredford
Staff writer, Deadspin
10/21/19 10:46AM
436

WHY ARE “RECENT VIDEOS FROM DEADSPIN” AUTO-PLAYING. MAKE IT STOP. I AM SO FUCKING DONE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST QUIT RUINING DEADSPIN.

10/07/19 5:15PM
321

Since this is obviously a made up story, in order to make it easier for everyone else to separate fact from fiction here, I’ve taken the liberty of going through the entire article and highlighting the things that are obviously make believe so readers coming after me can focus on the aspects of the article that may be Read more

3/11/19 4:01PM
73

Petit wasn’t undone by a navigational mishap [BAD INJURY LUCK] this year; instead, his dogs [THE PLAYERS] got too pissed off at each other to run [WIN GAMES]. He told Iditarod Insider [The Athletic] in an interview that things started to break down when one of his dogs [PLAYERS], Joey, took a bathroom break [DURING A Read more

2/06/19 5:35PM
327

My wife of 16 years and mother to our three boys is an only child. I’m going to go call her a fraud and a bad leader and report back my findings.

1/14/19 1:09PM
216

He’s continuing the proud family tradition of “Look, I didn’t actually see what you’re talking about...”

12/19/18 4:49PM
248

In that whole thread, there is only one reply that comes with the “This media may contain sensitive material” warning.

7/30/18 3:24PM
18

Chills, aches, general malaise. November 4, 2007, and I thought I just didn’t have it in me to force myself to the Metrodome and be miserable for the whole game, so I gave a pair of tickets to my parents and told them to go have fun while I suffered under a blanket on the couch with a bowl of soup. Read more

7/30/18 3:24PM
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My biggest live sports regret was actually showing up to the 2008 game between the 4-11 Browns and 3-11 Bengals game. The final score was 14-0 and that actually over-states how interesting the game was - total of like 100 passing yards, approximately one actual drive on offense, and well below freezing in the stands. Read more

7/30/18 3:19PM
21

I had an opportunity to go to Mark Buehrle’s perfect game back in 2009 (was offered a ticket in the 100 level, free of charge), but I chose to go to a golf outing instead. I had no idea what was actually going on (didn’t pay attention to the game at all while I was on the course) until one of the other guys in the Read more

7/30/18 3:18PM
22

I had tickets with my Dad to a Braves/Diamondback game about 15 years ago. While at dinner before the game and it started raining and the weather looked iffy. We decided not to go. Read more

7/30/18 3:17PM
20

My wife left Mark Buehrle’s 2009 perfect game early because she didn’t want to be late for dinner reservations. This was before I knew her, thankfully.

7/30/18 3:14PM
33

I’ve said it a bunch of times, but I opted out of taking the long bus ride for my brother’s Little League trip to Yankee Stadium.

7/04/18 1:24PM
2

I haven’t worked at USA Wrestling since 2012. Been working independently since 2013. No ulterior motive, just stating my opinion about the individual based on personal dealings with him.