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Bad Looks: Today's Guide To Ignoring The NFL

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For my money, the big NFL news this week was Diana Moskovitz’s report that discredited quack Dr. Elliot Pellman is still playing an important-seeming role in the NFL’s concussion safety apparatus. Try as they might, the NFL can’t solve concussions—that’s impossible in football—but they also can’t keep them out of the news, nor can they seem to get their house in order such that their handling of the issue isn’t, itself, news.

Joe Haden went on the Cleveland Browns’ official podcast this week and talked a little about his fear and frustration in dealing with his first diagnosed concussion. It’s sobering to listen to, especially when he talks about the fear that people will question his commitment while he misses time with an injury no one can see. He talks about the protocol almost like a force to struggle against—he’d been showing up daily and working to progress through it in an effort to get back on the field. It’s a complex issue!

When I played football as a kid and into high school, concussions were not part of our injury discussion, they were not something we were aware of. I remember driving to a game one time with a teammate who recounted the time a friend of his got hit in the head so hard he got “a tumor.” That must have been some hit! I didn’t know what the fuck he was talking about—I’m still not totally sure—but no one around us had the vocabulary to even consider whether he was describing a concussion.


I remember one day at practice a much bigger, much faster kid pulled down the line and crushed me with a block I never saw coming. I have no idea whether he launched himself at me or had his head up or down or what. I never experienced the hit, nor landing on the ground. All I knew was one minute I’d been holding the edge to force the runner upfield, and the next minute I was regaining my feet and my helmet was vibrating like a tuning fork. I never left the field, but the rest of that practice was a blurry, scary mess where I felt like I was constantly trying to dodge bullets, like I suddenly couldn’t stay up to speed on the action around me. No one ever asked how I was doing, but I did get barked at by a coach for being too disoriented to join the defensive huddle.

That was just one hit—I can think of half a dozen or more times when I either took a hit like that or delivered one, and, as an adult, that shit scares me. At the time the only thing I felt was a headache and confusion about why I couldn’t seem to muster up much energy out on the field. If it persisted, I would have chalked it up to me being an idiot, just deficient in a general way that happened to suddenly include confusion and low energy while playing my favorite sport.

That the NFL thinks of concussions as just another PR concern is a problem, and that they see fit to keep in their employ a man with exaggerated credentials and a history of downplaying the danger of brain injuries is an even bigger one. Tom Brady’s political leanings are a bad look; Washington’s hilarious Twitter behavior is a bad look; the Cowboys instituting absurd new rules to limit the ability of reporters to, you know, report on the team is a really bad look. Elliot Pellman, and what his presence says about the league’s real stance towards concussions, is a fucking embarrassment.

Hey, here’s a very good slate of counterprogramming options on the last Sunday before Christmas:

Other Sports

Noon — beIN Sports — Serie A Soccer: Frosinone vs AC Milan

Milan are coming off consecutive disappointing draws against Carpi and Verona, the two very worst sides in Serie A. Now they’ve got Frosinone, the third-worst side. With a win, Milan could find themselves as high as 6th on the table.


Noon — beIN Sports Connect — Serie A Soccer: Sampdoria vs Palermo

Couple of go-nowhere mid-table sides, here. Break in case of emergency.

12:15 p.m. — beIN Sports Connect — La Liga Soccer: Athletic Bilbao vs Levante

Solid-but-unspectacular Bilbao should beat the absolute hell out of good old bad old Levante.


12:15 p.m. — beIN Sports Connect — La Liga Soccer: Granada vs Celta Vigo

Another Sunday afternoon La Liga mismatch.

12:15 p.m. — beIN Sports Español — La Liga Soccer: Real Sociedad vs Villareal

Villareal can pass Sevilla in the standings if they grab full points today, which they should.


1 p.m. — NBA League Pass — NBA Basketball: Trail Blazers @ Heat

The Blazers have lost three of four, but they’re still enormously fun to watch. C.J. McCollum is a delight, and, man, Alan Crabbe can get hot and burn the house down. The Heat recovered from a recent three-game skid to win three in a row before dropping their last game to the Raptors. They’re tough at home, but the Blazers are the kind of team that can wreck even a defense as stout as Miami’s, simply by knocking down a high volume of tough, contested shots. The NBA didn’t serve up a very good schedule today, but this could be a fun one.


2:30 p.m. — beIN Sports Español — La Liga Soccer: Malaga vs Atlético Madrid

Atlético will find themselves atop the table after they grab full points today. They’ve got the top defense in La Liga, while Malaga have by far the worst attack.


2:45 p.m. — beIN Sports — Serie A Soccer: Inter Milan vs Lazio

Inter started today six points clear of Juventus atop the table, before Juventus won over Carpi. Inter can get their commanding lead back if they grab full points against Lazio, who haven’t won a match since before Halloween.


6 p.m. — NBA League Pass — NBA Basketball: Hawks @ Magic

Surprisingly, the Magic are ahead of the Hawks in the standings. I don’t think this will last, although I do think the Magic are a good team. They seem to have found something by moving Victor Oladipo to the bench and breaking up the Oladipo-Elfrid Payton combo that was killing their offense. The Hawks will rip off some wins, though, and the Magic probably aren’t quite as good as their current record. This should be a good, tough game between teams with contrasting styles.


TV Reruns

1 p.m. — We TV — Roseanne

You know the drill.

1 p.m. — TV Land — Golden Girls

The usual marathon to get you through the early games.

4 p.m. — Spike — Bar Rescue

The usual Sunday afternoon/evening marathon.

4 p.m. — FXX — The Simpsons

Episodes today include the brilliant and devastating “Bart Gets an F” and the respectable “Lisa on Ice.” It’s a steep, steep drop from there.



11:30 p.m. — Comedy Central — Ghostbusters II

Lots of Ghostbusters content on Comedy Central today. Here’s a cool thing to read about a memorable character from this movie:


Noon — TCM — Meet Me in St. Louis

This is the movie that brought “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas” into the world, and, for that, it should be hurled into hell’s hottest fiery pit. It’s not the song you think it is! It hates Christmas and people and includes the lyric “faithful friends who are near to us/will be dear to us once more,” which is the yuckiest, most cynical thing ever. Pandering schmucks have been trying to turn tit into a sweet, happy song for decades by subtly changing the lyrics, but it’s a lie, a conspiracy! This is a miserable goddamn song.


12:30 p.m. — USA — Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

USA has a weird lineup today. This is a good start.

1 p.m. — Ovation — Young Frankenstein

Odd timing on this choice, but always fun to watch.

2 p.m. — Sundance — Stand By Me

Solid. Too bad Sundance censors movies. What the fuck is that about?

2:18 p.m. — Comedy Central — Ghostbusters

You can catch this again at 7:25 on Comedy Central, if you choose to skip it here.


2:30 p.m. — AMC — Enter the Dragon

They’re showing this immediately after Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story, which is a spectacularly awful and embarrassing movie


3 p.m. — Pop — The American President

Still racking up the appearances as a Sunday counterprogramming choice.

3 p.m. — abc Family — The Nightmare Before Christmas

This stop-motion kids movie is better than anything Andrew Lloyd Webber did in his entire career.


3:04 p.m. — USA — It’s a Wonderful Life

Still juuuust a little early for this one, but it’s never bad to watch.

3:30 p.m. — Ovation — Kindergarten Cop

For whatever reason, today has an unusually fun, quirky, deep list of counterprogramming choices. Good day to not watch football.


3:40 p.m. — TNT — The Wizard of Oz

It’s an interesting programming choice: they dropped it in between Christmas movies, suggesting it’s somehow appropriate for the season. I guess it’s not not appropriate, but it’s certainly a warm-weather movie.


4 p.m. — Sundance — The Great Gatsby

Baz Luhrmann sucks. It could not be more obvious his entire reason for making this was to compose some bitchin’ party scenes. The movie completely misunderstands every single relationship in the book, and is a far worse adaptation than even the forgettable Robert Redford/Mia Farrow one.


4:30 p.m. — TBS — The Dark Knight Rises

Tom Hardy is great as Bane, and is a great actor and a great choice to play a super-villain. But this movie sags so badly under the weight of trying to one-up the Joker and bring home the whole League of Shadows thing. It’s how you wind up with Bane pulling the ultimate Batman villain talking-instead-of-acting move: he takes over the city, eliminates Batman, neutralizes all the police, and already has a nuclear weapon. Instead of using it—which, after all, is his entire goal—he waits for whole goddamn months. I can’t remember ever watching a movie before where I’ve actually been annoyed by a major city not being nuked to hell by a psychotic villain. And, in the meantime, we got an ugly, disingenuous, weak-sauce caricature of the Occupy movement. Screw this movie.


5 p.m. — FX — Star Trek (2009)

This is a cool movie, and it was the first time I ever really paid attention to J.J. Abrams. I’m not surprised he wound up in charge of the Star Wars reboot, and I’m not surprised he aced it (he aced it, by the way).


6 p.m. — Syfy — Skyfall

Actually, this is a dour, joyless, and mostly lame Bond movie, and I’m not surprised Daniel Craig emerged from it ready to get his Bond commitment over with once and for all. Action moviemakers have been falling over themselves to include a copy of Heath Ledger’s Joker in their movies ever since The Dark Knight, and that’s all this movie has. Oh no! The apocalyptic force-of-nature bad guy got captured on purpose! WE LET HIM INSIDE. It’s a shame, because Javier Bardem is a brilliant actor and they could have done something great with him aboard as the villain.


7 p.m. — Sundance — Miracle on 34th Street

Getting a ton of run, as you might expect.

8 p.m. — FX — Star Trek Into Darkness

This movie took shit from critics for including too much of what is described as “fan service.” This is a concern that can only be had or expressed by critics. What devoted fan is ever gonna complain that a movie has too much shit in it for the specific enjoyment of devoted fans? Yes, this movie has Khan, and it recalls some very specific moments from Wrath of Khan. That is a stupid thing to complain about—it’s a good movie, and Khan is awesome. You will read similar criticisms of The Force Awakens, and they are stupid. Yes, the movie has a lot of characters and plot elements from the original run of Star Wars movies. You will notice them by the sound of the audience erupting into applause around you. Only a fucking critic could ever knock a movie for shit that makes an audience erupt into spontaneous applause.


8 p.m. — BBC America — Casino Royale

It gets a little away from itself in the final third, but this is a fun, good-looking, swaggering Bond film, and is easily the best of the Daniel Craig era.


8 p.m. — Logo — Little Shop of Horrors

Rick Moranis is great to watch, as usual.

8 p.m. — Pop — Point Break

The preview for the remake of this movie is the most depressing thing you will ever see. I hate the remake already. Hate.


9 p.m. — Syfy — The Bourne Ultimatum


Cold but sunny out there. God help you if you’ve still got Christmas shopping to do. Also, merry Christmas and happy holidays and all that.


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