We can't think of a better way to put a bow on all our Barbaro fun this year than with this video, which was almost certainly made by someone who frequents a certain message board we all love and envy, in our garbage-on-the-Internet type of way.

The message of this video: Barbaro is simply the best horse there is, particularly when it comes to being bathed in closeup, seductively. You're a evil temptress, Barbaro ... but goddammit, we love you for it.