Barbaro's Swan Song

We've all had a lot of fun with the Barbaro phenomenon, sure. But a long time ago we made this solemn vow: Once we came upon a tribute video which consisted of nothing but Barbaro bath photos, set to the music of Bobby Darin's Splish Splash, then that would be the end of it. We would not ... could not go on. Well, incredibly, that time has come.

We've seen Barbaro videos set to the music of Michael Bolton, Katherine McPhee, Enya and Dan Fogelberg. There were two different Bryan Adams songs. And you haven't lived until you've seen a Barbaro tribute video set to the melodic strains of But wet, frothy Barbaro bath action combined with 1950s pop fare is where we draw the line. We don't want to be around for My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion, or worse yet, something from the soundtrack of Ice Castles.

Any songs out there with glue in the title? — RC

Barbaro Tribute [YouTube]