A dumb squirrel jumped onto the field in the eighth inning of today’s Royals-Tigers game, and acted like it owned the damn place. The stupid thing ran around as if people were there to watch it. Hey, here’s a newsflash: they weren’t.
The squirrel exited the playing area, but returned after four more pitches from Wade Davis. Once again, the bushy rat roamed the grass as if it had some business to attend to that demanded the delay of a baseball game. Fuck you, squirrel. Get out of here.
Yeah, that’s right. Go away.
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