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Big, Stupid Falcons Stadium To Feature Big, Stupid Bird Statue

The Atlanta Falcons appear to be very committed to building the most batshit insane football stadium in American history. They already went and approved a design that will make the stadium resemble a robot’s anus, and now they are going to grace the grounds with what is purported to be the largest bird statue in the world.

This news comes to us from For The Win, which talked to Hungarian artist Gábor Miklós Szőke, who is currently designing the big stupid bird. Look at this dumbass bird:

Via Atlanta Falcons

Szőke claims that the large idiot bird will stand 41.5 feet high and have a wingspan of 64 feet. Atlanta taxpayers are forking over $200 million to help build a stadium that looks like a metal sphincter and a statue that looks like World Of Warcraft concept art. What a great deal for everyone involved.


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