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* The Flyers got back in the Stanley Cup business with an overtime win in Game 3. This young lady was not available for comment. [USA Today; Image sent by Sean D.]
* Serena Williams got bounced in the quarterfinals at the French Open. So ... do Americans have to keep caring now, or not? [LA Times]
* Ice Box is the early favorite in Saturday's Belmont Stakes, followed closely by Hot Stove and Glue Bucket. [Reuters]
* NYC-ites: "Varsity Letters" tonight. Matthew Stevenson, co-editor of Rules of the Game: The Best Sports Writing from Harper's Magazine; Steven D. Stark and Harrison Stark, authors of "World Cup 2010: The Indispensable Guide to Soccer and Geopolitics"; and Rafe Bartholomew, author of "Pacific Rims: Beermen Ballin' in Flip-Flops and the Philippines' Unlikely Love Affair With Basketball." I'm told those are all "books" that can be read "offline." Fascinating, if true. [Gelf]
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Man, that Jim Joyce. That was something, huh?