(Ed. note. Hi! Listen kids, I'm actually doing my Daily Examiner duties as well today, but will be done with it shortly so I can devote the rest of the time to you. Things will get better, oh, in about an hour. For now, I'm frantic and trying to do 15 things at once. Be patient. Thank you. Resume reading.)

โŠ Goalie fights! Yay! [Gheorghe]

โŠ Are you there Buffalo? It's Me, Toronto. Yippee! [FoodCourtLunch]

โŠ Best names in college football. Whoopity shit! [BleacherReport]

โŠ No idea what this about! Enjoy! [Sportsagentblog]

โŠ San Antonio something or other! Funnier than a, uh, a...dying goose! [My San Antonio]

โŠ Funny horsey names! Giddy-up, fucker-fuckers! [FansAttic]