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Today’s DEADCAST brings you a battle of true rich asshole pursuits. It is time to slip on our docksiders and grab a riding crop and ask you, fair reader, who is worse: horse people, or boat people? That is the dilemma of our age, and it is the vital locus of our discussion.

But wait! What if I told you we also talk about, like, newsy things? Like baseball, and the late Tom Petty, and great Silicon Valley content centipede that will soon swallow us all whole? And what if I told you that Marchman and I answer your questions about frauds at work, and nutrition, and shrimp? Would that intrigue you? No? Well fuck it, have a listen anyway:

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