By far the most captivating part of this fan’s frankly alarmingly committed pursuit of a foul ball at Saturday’s Orioles-Blue Jays game is that poor beer in his left hand. Will it survive? Won’t anyone think of the beer??

Dude! It’s just a foul ball! The video does eventually have a happy ending: the maniac fan is gifted the ball by the kindly blue-shirted lady who got there first; they share a warm hug of celebration; and a combination of timely intervention and tremendous luck spares the poor beer from an unceremonious death. Whew.