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We have it on good authority that the individual above with the spooky glare and the compression shorts is NOT Dennis Polian. Here's why:

I represent Dennis Polian. I am writing with regard to a picture and text posted on the website on November 10, 2010 at [LINK]


The individual not wearing pants in this picture is not Mr. Polian.

By associating him with this picture you have exposed him to ridicule while impugning his professional reputation.


Mr. Polian accordingly demands that Deadspin remove all references to Mr. Polian from this posting.

Your prompt attention to this issue will be appreciated.

Very truly yours,

David Goldstein

Stricken. But the game is still afoot, I-Team. Onward!

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