Our bean-counting corporate overlords at Gawker Media have asked us to direct you to one of those reader survey things, where you click on little numbers of demographic information that tell us what kind ... you know, honestly, we don't really understand what this survey is for, and that's kind of the way we like it. As far as we know, everyone who fills it out wins a car, or is Dirty Sanchez-ed by Al Roker. It's all confusing to us. We just pass it on to you.
Fill it out if you feel so inclined. It's two days before Thanksgiving; like you're working anyway.