Is all this terrible legal trouble dissuading NFL players from punching people in the head? Not Tampa's Aqib Talib! Busted last night for simple battery and resisting arrest. What would be considered "complicated battery?"
Talib is probably best known for getting in a fight at the NFL Rookie Symposium—which is where you're supposed to learn not to fight your own teammates—and in a separate incident, swinging his helmet like a club and hitting another teammate in the head. This time, he may or may not have punched a cab driver, so perhaps he's stopped hurting people he knows. Improvement!