There are many things about Carlos Gomez that are delightful, and this week's issue of Sports Illustrated contains an anecdote about Gomez that will make you want to be best friends with him.

I'm now imagining Gomez just roaming around the locker room, spouting off facts that he believes rich people will find interesting. "Hey guys, did you know that champagne isn't technically champagne unless it was produced in the Champagne region of France? Ooh, ooh! Also! Did you know that many cheeses get their yellow coloring from the annatto seed?"