At this point, most of the NBA world is so afraid of a Spurs-Pistons final that they're willing to do anything to prevent, even rooting for a listless, clearly distracted LeBron James to fulfill some sort of imaginary destiny. We'll find out if he can start it off tonight. Surely, if the Bulls can win a game at the Palace, the Cavs can too, right?

Hey, we need something, folks, because Baron Davis ain't walking through that door.

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