Sorry, but your idea of sticking 2008 needles into your head and upper body in honor of the Beijing Olympics has already been done. My question for this guy: How do you sleep? Do you take 'em all out, and then re-stick yourself in the morning? (Not shown: The 2009 needles he applied to his crotch and buttocks for the World Games).

And I'm not sure who is depicted on his collar there, although it kind of looks like Neil Diamond. Oh China, how can you be so wacky, and yet still be responsible for stuff like this?

What A Pinhead [TMZ]