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Millions of terrified high school kids are getting their SAT scores this week; as you can imagine, Twitter is an unnerving swirl of emoticons and sadness as a result. So let's revisit the time a few years back when Deadspin's own Drew Magary retook the SAT as a wise, mature, emotionally stable 35-year-old man, just to see if he could handle the math portion now (not really) and ace the essay question (he did OK, though the grader dinged him for "wince-inducing colloquialisms"). He did not enjoy himself. The lesson here is simple: Don't ever even think about doing this again, and try and forget you ever did.

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