After watching his pitcher lose his shit after a Houston Astro struck him out, Cubs manager Mike Quade compared Carlos Zambrano to Cosmo Kramer.

"It was somewhat impressive. Not necessarily to me, but I guess as far as 'feats of strength' go, it wasn't Kramer on Festivus."

Here's the rub: Didn't Kramer beg out of the "Feats of Strength" portion on Seinfeld's "Festivus" episode? If so, Quade's really saying that it was a feat of strength, but since he performed it, he's unimpressed with Zambrano's gusto? So confused.

Carlos Zambrano Breaks Bat Over Knee; Drives Mike Quade To Awesome 'Seinfeld' Festivus Reference [The Deep Dish]

Carlos Zambrano has some fun with bat-breaking incident [Chicago Sun-Times]