Culpepper To Spend Plenty Of Time Near Water

The Orlando Sentinel and FOX Sports are reporting that the trade is official: Daunte Culpepper has been traded to the Miami Dolphins.

Culpepper had demanded a trade, even though he was most of last season and wasn't particularly effective the short time that he played. The Vikings received a second-round pick in return. The move could free up Drew Brees to sign with New Orleans, which could have draft implications as well.

You what the good news is, though? There are tons — TONS! — of boats in Miami. What could possibly go wrong?

Report: Culpepper To Dolphins [Orland Sentinel]