There will be a lot of takes on tonight’s Democratic debate. Here’s the one that matters.
Donald Trump, a wrinkly skin balloon filled with farts, wanted to know who Twitter users thought was winning the loser- and hater-filled debate:
Curt Schilling came in with a punchline so hot it could fuel at least 14 conservative memes:
Fun fact: Presidential hopeful Lincoln Chafee was the former governor of Rhode Island, and had to clean up the mess after Schilling’s video game company received a $75 million loan to move to the state, before going bankrupt about a year later.
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