Here's Darnell Dockett exercising his right to a speedy and public trial in the court of public opinion. And The verdict is in: unfunny and racist!
Oof. Just so you know Dockett truly believes in his material, he has no intention of issuing one of those fake apologies, either. Smart move. Own the shitty joke.
It's pretty clear that Dockett is a student at the shock humor school of comedy and it's also perfectly clear that the syllabus there is 95 percent shock and 5 percent god awful, cringe-inducing, sub-replacement-level humor. Flip the percentages and you might be on to something. But, alas. The iOpener. Do you get it? LULZ I'd have sex with a fat girl if drunj. LULZ.

Go everywhere with your kids
This must-have bundle nets you either of Gladly’s award-winning Anthem2 or Anthem4 All-Terrain Stroller Wagons as well as must-have accessories like a parent cupholder, a removable storage basket, extra-large canopies, a nap system, quilted comfort seats, a cooler bag with a padded shoulder strap, and a travel bag.
Also, Darnell Dockett neighbors, beware: he steals your WiFi.
Maybe they should password protect the network. For Darnell's own good.
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