Dead LettersWelcome to Dead Letters, the feature in which we reprint our favorite reader mail. We should take this moment to remind you that all emails to Deadspin and its editors and writers are on the record unless otherwise specified. Now for your letters. Subject: Dog??? Really??
From: Jerry Berkowitz
To: The StaffHe should never have access to a dog!
Should a child molester. Be allowed access to a scholl-unattended?
Sincerely,Jerry A. Berkowitz SPPA-AIC
Blue Bell, Pa. 19422
Subject: Please stop linking Jezebel posts
To: media@deadspin.comI don’t want to email any of the editors because I don’t think this is a priority and I don’t want to waste their time, but foR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE STOP LINKING TO JEZEBEL. THEIR POSTS ARE AWFUL. If I want to read bitter feminist posts, I would go to their website. I am a girl and I want to get away from people like that. If their posts have something to do with sports, they’re usually bitter and grating and filled with their false views that society has something out for them. The NFL/BCA post was the final straw. And the hateful feminist commentators on those posts are even worse. I really hope Deadspin commentators troll them or something.
Subject: RE: Why Your Team Sucks: San Francisco 49ers
From: Chris Kilzer
To: Drew MagarySuck it, fuckface.
Subject: FYI
From: Matt Brown
To: Albert BurnekoThat was one of the worst articles I have ever seen. Thanks!
From: Albert Burneko
To: Matt BrownCan’t tell you how happy that makes me. Thanks!
Take care.
AB
From: Matt Brown
To: Albert BurnekoYou bet! Can we expect a story about the snickers bar next?
Subject: “Idiot” on the field
From: colin smyth
To: Tim BurkeYou call the guy an idiot, yet show his picture at the top of page 1 on your website.
Mission accomplished.
Who’s the idiot now?
rgds,
Colin Smyth
