Dick Vitale's Attention Deficit Disorder

Some jobs in the world have to be considered a labor of hate; it's a ton of work, it drives you crazy, it's miserable ... but it's existence makes the world a better place.

That's probably the best way to describe the project Card Chronicle put together last night: They compiled a list of teams and people that Dick Vitale mentioned during his "broadcast" of the Connecticut-Louisville game that had nothing to do with either Connecticut or Louisville. The final tally? 156. Some highlights:

1. Duke 2. Mike Krzyzewski 3. Duke (1986) 25. Indianapolis Colts 30. Maria Sharapova 45. Frank Sinatra 55. His grandson Hunter 56. His grandson Jake 71. Norby Williamson 72. Bo Derek 79. Rosie O'Donnell 98. Tony Bennett 111. Jim Valvano 127. Mike & Mike 148. Awesome Baby (race horse)

And you know what? We bet this is in the low range.

For The Record [Card Chronicle]