Now, this is far from proving a causal effect between Murray’s play and his video game usage. It’s not factoring in his or his teammates’ injuries, how good of a team the Cardinals were playing, what the weather was, turnovers he didn’t contribute to, or even how much he was actually playing video games during those weeks. And one more thing, win/loss record is not an individual stat in a team sport. What those results mostly prove is that those of us who used to upgrade in video games with Game Genie and blood codes, and had to beg our parents to buy a second controller, are starting to get old.

Advertisement

Times sure have changed. Not even 25 years ago a distraction was Dennis Rodman was missing practice during the NBA Finals to participate on WCW Monday Nitro — nWo 4 Life — while Murray is getting criticized for staying at home.

If anything, this whole Murray controversy has made me think that if I ever have children I’m starting a parents group called “Lock em’ Out.” It’s going to be my version of a Homeowner’s Association. Any parent who wants their children in this group has to commit to locking their children out of the house for at least seven hours per week and the only exception is emergency situations. And no electronic devices are allowed outside during that period.

Advertisement

It’s not that I’m against video games. Do what makes you happy. But if my hypothetical offspring ever does become a professional athlete, if they get criticized for not taking it seriously, it won’t be because of something they do at home that is plugged into a wall.