Don Cherry Told A Sad Story About His Goldfish

Don Cherry loves his fish. We know this, because back in January he went on a multi-Tweet rant about the little guys. One of them "[hadn't] been acting right for a month, swimming sideways at the top," and Don was worried. So he "[wondered] if he would like warm water." A little warm water in the tank, and the fish was back to normal.

So we thought. Today Don updates us on his goldfish, and it seems one of them might be nearing the end of the line.

(These are 1000x funnier and sadder when you remember that Don doesn't Tweet himself, but phones them in to a CBC producer to Tweet for him.)

Good morning. Don Cherry's fish is dying.