Eli Manning hopped on stage at a recent Better Than Ezra show, and he quickly found himself facing the same problem that every person in human history who's ever been on stage with a band has faced: he had no damn idea what to do with his hands.

Dear everyone, if you ever get famous enough to get invited on stage by a band, do yourself a favor and get the hell off the stage before the music starts. Say hello to the crowd, banter with the band a bit, and then run! Otherwise, this happens:

h/t Bucky