Look At Derek Jeter, The Big Double iPad Boy

The Miami Marlins would like to introduce you to new team owner Derek Jeter.

Wow, Jeter really is going to start a new era of innovation in Miami. Why have one computer on your desk when you can have two iPads? Why be a normal human man when you can have a large, personal hand sanitizer dispenser? Why continue to look like Derek Jeter when you can start looking like Jeff Bezos? Only a true winner like Derek Jeter is brave enough to ask such questions.