The ROCKETS! Red GLARE!

Some kind soul at the unfortunately named SportzAssassin has compiled a great database of terrible singing performances by athletes.

Carl Lewis' famous rendition of the National Anthem tops the list, of course, along with golfer John Daly warbling honky-tonk, NBA malcontent Chris Webber rapping and Cardinals Hall of Famer Ozzie Smith crooning songs of lusty love. Worth wasting an afternoon with.

Sportz Tribute To Carl Lewis [SportzAssassin]