Everyone Opens Up To Bubba The Love Sponge

Orioles Professional Hitter Aubrey Huff wouldn't seem like the type of guy who would let himself cut loose and act crazy on the radio, but hey, take a bat out of a man's hands, and he's liable to do some crazy things.

Huff was a guest on the Bubba The Love Sponge show — seriously, we don't care how much money you make, we can't imagine showing up at our class reunion and telling everyone we grew up how we now should be called "Bubba The Love Sponge" — and he started having a little fun.

Bubba: "Now Aubrey, do you jack off a lot on the road, like when you're not with your wife." Huff: "It's all I do. It's all I do. You guys have no idea how much downtime there is in baseball. You wake up from a hangover about 1 o'clock." Producer shouts: "In the afternoon?" Huff: "Oh, yeah! Lemme tell you this. When you are hung over, how horny are you? I'm horny, when I'm hungover, I'm horny. So I'm just gonna beat off. And that's all I do."

Huff goes on to call Baltimore "horseshit". Ordinarily, we would enjoy and encourage such candid talk from athletes, who, by definition, are trained not to say anything interested. But there's something about having your only moment of being a recognizable, normal human being happening as a guest on the Bubba, The Love Sponge Show. We dunno: It hurts credibility, we think.

Aubrey Huff Uncensored [WNST] Just Horsing Around, Huff Says [Baltimore Sun]