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Eye Of The Needle

We continue to find it a sublime irony that, today, Rocky Balboa is busted for steroids. Really, he is.

Yesterday, Sylvester Stallone plead guilty in an Australian court to HGH importation and testosterone possession, and he's now awaiting sentencing. He also gave one of those "I'm sorry, but I didn't really do anything wrong, swear!" press releases that are all the rage these days. He claims he was taking the drugs for a "legitimate medical condition." We believe this condition is called "aging."


Stallone isn't likely to serve any jail time, which is probably a good thing. Our scrappy underdog, Rocky Balboa, convicted of steroids. Sometimes the world is too funny.

Stallone Sorry For His New Black Eye [Steroid Nation]
Rocky Throws In The Towel [Steroid Nation]

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