Filling Your Need For Construda

• Laurence Maroney just keeps bringing the Kool-Aid. [ Kissing Suzy Kolber] • Ricky "The Hitman" Hatton beat up Diego Corrales last night. [ Rumors and Rants] • Meet the dickweed who yells "It's in the hole!" after every shot at a golf tournament. [ JoeSportsFan] • Mark Messier, honored for his ability to snare poon. [ The Sports Hernia] • Some shoes just shouldn't have been made. [ Doberman on the Diamond] • It's going to be a busy off-season for centerfielders. [ MLB Trade Rumors] • There is a right way and a wrong way to throw out a first pitch. [ Our Book of Scrap] • Hawk Harrelson has a new favorite word. [ Foul Balls]