Finally, Something Interesting Happened On A Soccer Field

Apparently Croatian football star Dino Drpic had sex with his wife — Playboy model Nives Celsius — on a soccer field. And that's a firing offense, I guess. [ Austrian Times]

• I Want To Be Like Jeff. Michael Jordan's son, Jeff Jordan, who initially made the team as a walk-on, has earned a scholarship position on the Universiy of Illinois basketball team. [ Rush The Court]

• Leave Eli Manning Alone! He's A Person! Distraught New York Giants fan receives intervention, still can't come to grips with reality. "This team is my life! This team is why I live! It should have been us in the Super Bowl! (sob!)." [ YouTube]

• Sean Salisbury Takes On PETA. That Seems Wise. Sean Salisbury loves his two dogs ... but not as much as he loves Michael Vick! [ Open Sports]

• Could This Be The Greatest Wrestling Move Of All Time? Um, probably not. But it did make me dizzy. [ Fandome]