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It’s McGregor making his annual pilgrimage to the late-night talk show circuit to spin yarns about his iron left hand and unfathomable self-belief. It’s Mayweather’s long, godawful history of domestic violence coming up as a topic of debate on The View. It’s Pardon My Take finding laugh-out-loud-funny ways of lampooning both fighters and the culture that’s contributing to the spectacle’s existence. For that matter, it’s self-important, holier-than-thou professional combat-sports writers like me explaining painfully what does and doesn’t matter here.

The entire press will be complicit in making this a spectacle. God help us.

More essential than all of that is the fact that potential viewers don’t have to be deep into the world of combat sports to consume it: There’s literally no barrier to entry for having an opinion on Mayweather vs. McGregor. Every dumbass with a Twitter or Facebook account will feel entitled to tell you, whether or not they’ve ever watched a single minute of either man’s career, how Mayweather is going to dance circles around the Irishman or how McGregor is destined to flatline Floyd.

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It’s the perfect fight for a post-truth, post-expertise world: Random people can make authoritative statements and argue themselves in circles about something they just heard existed 15 minutes ago.

Like the rest of pop culture, it’s a numbers game. The goal is less to convince combat-sports fans, the usual audience, of the necessity of the fight and its value than to make it known to the broadest cross-section of global society and hope to pick up as many potential viewers as possible on the basis of pure curiosity. If you can be suckered into having an opinion, you’re a likely buyer.

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That means, in essence, that the fight is a one-time cash grab. It’s the intersection of Mayweather’s two-decade quest to turn himself into a brand defined solely by money and material possessions and McGregor’s meteoric rise to a nearly as materialistic, inspirationally anodyne form of international stardom. There’s not going to be an epic trilogy and this isn’t the start of something big and new; it’s two established superstars cashing in on the profiles they’ve built for themselves. That’s not something that you can convince people to pay for twice.

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The fight itself is practically irrelevant to all of that.

Even the outcome doesn’t really matter. If McGregor wins, he’s the biggest and greatest thing in combat sports history for slaying the undefeated Mayweather, and if he loses, well, he’s still the rich-as-hell UFC two-division champion who took a shot at transcendence. Mayweather will go back to posting Instagram videos of gold and stacks of hundreds and betting slips for the legions of followers who have convinced themselves his “lifestyle” offers them hope, inspiration, or worst of all, a role model.

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That’s two months away, though, and in the meantime, prepare yourself for thousands of takes running the gamut from drive-time radio to BuzzFeed thinkpieces to social media fanboys eager to make themselves heard.

Lean back and soak it in. That’s what I plan to do. Best case, we’ll all have some fun on our way to shelling out $100 for whatever the hell this is. Worst case … well, even P.T. Barnum didn’t bat a thousand.