The best thing about all the "MJ is a shit" stories is that, knowing what we know about him, every single one is plausible. There's not a tale that could make you sit up and say, "No way, Jordan couldn't have been that much of a jackass." Today's is a good one.
You remember Kennedy, yes? She was one of MTV's most famous VJs, back when the station still had Vs to J. She hosted Alternative Nation! (120 Minutes was better.) Now she's got a book, and TMZ's had a look, and holy crap, there's Michael Jordan doing Michael Jordan things.
[In 1995], she was having dinner with MJ and Russell Simmons at the Bowery Bar in NYC, when Michael broke out some dice.
Before long, Kennedy says, Jordan decided it was "time to play for something" ... and said, "If I win, you come back to my hotel room with me tonight."
Kennedy says she freaked out because she was a virgin —and imagined MJ's giant penis would "eviscerate me from the inside out" ... so she asked if they could play for Knicks tickets instead.
And that's when Jordan allegedly reminded Kennedy he had a wife — and offered her Nets tickets as a consolation.
Kennedy writes that she won the dice game, so there was no question of him "filleting my vag like a sea bass."
It could have been worse. It could have been Riki Rachtman.
[TMZ]