In an attempt to burnish their brand in the eyes of the nationā€™s population of shrieking nine-year-olds who steal their mothersā€™ credit cards to cosplay John Wick in a bad video game, the NFL has partnered with Fortnite and released a bunch of official skins and other crap. Predictably, players immediately used their newfound powers to have a bit of a laugh and create all manner of ill-advised scenarios.

This Jason Pierre-Paul one from Reddit user Suspext bummed me out.

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Someone made this poor virtual dog be Michael Vickā€™s virtual companion, but at least they won.

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What is lady Brady doing with that balloon?

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Ah, inevitably, players went straight for the OJ Simpson joke.

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Hereā€™s a wholesome one for a change.

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Thankfully, it ends tonight, before someone has a chance to make a Steve McNair one.